When Alex was almost 3 years old we went on vacation to Italy with my in-laws. Near the end of the trip my wife and I left Alex with her Grandparents, so we could go on a short cruise by ourselves. While we were gone Alex and her Grandma went swimming in the hotel pool and Alex decided to use the pool as her personal toliet, which wouldn't have been so bad if it was #1, but it was #2! (Remember the floating Snickers bar scene in Caddyshack? It was just like that!) My Mother-in-law picked her up and took her back to the room and started scolding her for "pooping" in the pool. Alex looked her straight in the eyes and said "Grandma, you're not allowed to be mad at me! You're my Grandma!".